#inflight movies

[adonisoneca]

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[pensulliwen]

Okay I just watched Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny on a plane purely because Mads Mikkelsen is there looking like a GILF, and my ass was NOT prepared for him to start monologuing about returning to the past via the power of mathematics. Like???

[rotzaprachim]

This would be such a great time for my absurd and randomized panic disorder not to kick in

[spooky-chelski]

still thinking about Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) that I watched on my flight over the weekend and how that made me sob… 11/10 movie … we all need community babes!!! 😤 🐚

[scoops404]

↻ dream for honestly any part of anagnorosis

↻FLIP FLOP:send me a scene from one of my fics and I’ll describe or write it from another character’s POV!

Under the cut!

He knows before the call comes through that it's not good news. Truthfully, he's had a plane ticket in his cart for the last twenty minutes just ready to push pay while he waits to hear from Sapnap. It's just--there's something wrong. George has been blowing hot and cold, endlessly needy and shameless about it and then closed off and tight lipped, but they've always done well with distance. And this time, the distance has been good for them. They've been talking more in the last two weeks than they have since before they hooked up.

It's been... well, it's been alarming in some ways because Dream sees the parallels to the last time they were like this--the last time in London when George was majorly depressed but wouldn't accept it or talk about it or do anything but the exact directions Dream would give him in order to stay alive: eat, shower, sleep, work.

Maybe he shouldn't have gone to LA. Maybe he should have stayed and forced George to talk to him. But he knows how George gets when he thinks he's cornered. It's one step forward and ten steps back.

"Dream," Sapnap says when he picks up. "Bro, you gotta--it's bad. You gotta come home."

"Nick, what's--what's wrong?" Dream asks, and then a sick feeling comes over him. He can hear a siren in the background and he just knows that it's George. "Did he--did he hurt himself?"

"No," Sapnap says quickly, he sounds a bit distracted. "No, he didn't. He--but he's hurt. I found him in his bathroom unconscious."

"Nick?" Dream says and--oh god, his voice is--he can hear how raw he sounds. He feels like a child again--no control over the situation and on the other side of the country from his--from the love of his life. From George, who needs him.

God, he's been so stupid.

"Come home," Sapnap says with authority in his voice. For once, Dream listens to it. "I'm going with him to the hospital. I'll keep you updated."

"Okay," Dream says and hangs up. He presses purchase and then he pulls up his Uber app. There's no time.

He pays for inflight wifi so that he can get and respond to Sapnap's sporadic texts. Dream also sends his mom over to the hospital, a tearful phone call in the Uber that he hopes no one ever leaks.

Five hours. He has to be on this plane for five hours while George--while George is in pain. Unconscious. What could have caused him to pass out? Dream's brain jumps from undiagnosed brain tumor to cancer to an intruder in their home to low blood sugar from now eating enough. He keeps himself off of reddit, off of webMD because that's--for once he knows that's not helpful. He can't watch any movies, he can't listen to music. He just sits there, rawdogging it, mind spinning over and over and trying to keep the panic at bay.

What would he even do in a world without George?

When the plane lands, Dream's not embarrassed about pushing and shoving to the front of the line to deplane. he has no carryon, no bag to pick up in baggage claim, he's going to sprint to the uber line and then go straight to the hospital.

Panting in the back of the Uber, he finds a text from his mom saying the doctors won't talk to her or Sapnap, but she thinks they'll talk to him. Sapnap told them something that means they'll share info with Dream, and he wants to give Sapnap the biggest hug in the world when he sees him. Fuck, he's a bad liar but his friend comes through when it counts.

"Good luck, man," the Uber driver says when Dream jumps out of the car. Maybe picking someone up at the airport and dropping them at the hospital is a glaring sign that the person in your backseat isn't doing all that well. Dream thanks him perfunctorily.

His mom finds him at the front door and brings him to the nurse station to explain who he is.

"Ah, the father," she says sagely and then starts pulling him into a room.

What?

He turns to ask his mother what the nurse means and her eyes are tearful, a sad smile on her face and he realizes--oh. He's the father.

He's someone's father?

George is here and Dream is a father and that means...

He's never been great at math, not like George, not on tests or theoretical things that don't matter. But this? He can do that math.

"We need to know your son's name," the nurse says in a no nonsense tone and Dream almost blacks out.

[cloudsandcrescents]

When were you radicalized? (Became a fan of PP and Bechloe)

Ah yes, before my life was forever changed.

[Another Long Post…Sorry…]

Let’s see. So Pitch Perfect released in September of 2012. I loosely remember seeing it around that time with friends because we were actually graduating High School in a few months and college was right around the corner so it felt like the quintessential movie to watch for sisterhood and college life and all that jazz.

[Slight Tangent]

It’s funny when I think about it because a lot of the romantic undertones were completely lost on me because unlike most girls my age then, I was never really interested in dating or romance in any context. Now let it be known that as I’ve gotten older, I more or less consider myself aromantic and I think always have been. However, I don’t mind watching, reading, or writing romance as long as it makes sense. And though at the time I was just a straight teenage girl, I immediately knew that Beca and Chloe made way more sense than Beca and Jesse and I will die on that hill.

[Tangent Over]

At the time, I still wasn’t super focused on the relationship aspect of the film but I knew that I immediately felt way more chemistry between Beca and Chloe so they had my full support. I had kind of forgotten about the movie and it wasn’t until a few years later that I was on my first flight and one of the inflight movies was Pitch Perfect 3.

I hadn’t kept up with the franchise and wasn’t a huge movie watcher at the time so I hadn’t even seen the second one. I watched it on the flight—out of order—which is what ironically fueled said radicalization because I only loosely remembered the characters and so when I got to the end, I was thoroughly confused by Chicago and Chloe’s kiss because, wtf?

It made even less sense to me than Beca and Jesse’s relationship. Sudden, painfully awkward at times, and forced. So I binged the movies over when I got back to school and just really found myself getting more and more invested in Beca and Chloe’s relationship. Again, still very much aromantic myself but their relationship always felt more real to me. Everything was set up perfectly for them to be together but goddamn Universal.

So ultimately, my own orientation aside, I’ve always loved relationships that make sense between the characters and out of all the relationships in the franchise, Beca and Chloe’s story always made the most sense. They were each other’s person and they never got their chance and that breaks my heart.

[johnnycrass]

oh my flight was one of the worst i've ever done lol. 3 hours drive to the first airport, 3 hours flight to detroit, then 8 hours to germany. that 8 hour flight was sooooo bad. i swear even since i was 18 theyve somehow made the fucking space around ur seat smaller. ??? i kept trying to get comfortable it never happened. but the first problem.... they didnt have mahjong on the inflight games panel :( never in my life have i been on a flight that didnt have mahjong omg... so instead i decided i'd try to watch a movie, bc my usual routine is 1 hour mahjong as soon as i sit down and we take off. so i scrolled the selection of movies, which was really small, and 50% new releases. im a purveyor of art im open minded, i started to watch all the trailers for these films and LOL half of em i couldnt even finish the fucking trailer because of how pithy the shit was. predictable and boring as fuck... why does every trailer have to have the same pacing and boom sound effect and that fucking tick sound? has anyone thought of slowing down a song from the 1950s and making it creepy and using it for a movie trailer? omg maybe u could even pick a pop song from the 60s woooaaahh. i was like SURELY one of these will be GOOD..... no girl. i gave up and watched Goodfellas

[obv10usly]

I miss an AmazingPhil video.

More specifically, I miss an AmazingPhil Sleepless Night video.

I hope one day, after the tour ends, we get one where a messy-head blonde phil struggles to sleep so he decides to get up and make toast while talking to us to kill time, wandering about the phouse (unintended house tour!,) musing about the just-ended tour, maybe even pluggng headspace, and talking about what movies he saw on the plane and how they badly edited it to fit the inflight audience.

When he finishes with his toast, leaving crumbs on the kitchen island and all cupboard doors open in his trail, he thanks us for keeping him company. But then we hear a barely discernible sound from somewhere.

“Phil? You okay?”

Phil turns to look outside the frame and says, “I’m good! Just a sleepless night so I made toast.”

“You oaf. Bed now ugh.”

Then he says goodnight to us and leaves.

[lonestarflight]

"SKYLAB IV - INFLIGHT

This view of the Skylab 4 Command/Service Module in a docked configuration is a frame from a roll of movie film exposed by a 16mm Maurer camera. The other four components of the Skylab space station in Earth orbit are out of view to the right. This picture was taken by astronaut Gerald P. Carr, Skylab 4 commander, during the final Skylab extravehicular activity (EVA) which took place on Feb. 3, 1974. The crew members -- Gerald Carr, Edward Gibson and William Pogue -- were the first NASA astronauts to spend New Year's in space. A week earlier, they became the first crew to perform an EVA on Christmas day."

Date: February 3, 1974

NASA ID: S74-17457

[adonisoneca]

Modern cabin entertainment system with customizable music and movie selections

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[harleyheartshoney]

Got back from Utah yesterday! It was a pretty awful trip. I was very overstimulated, hadn’t slept for 27 hours, and 500 days of summer was taken off GoGo inflight movies. Anyways, i spent the five hour flight crying into my neck pillow. I am much happier now and cant wait for my first day back at school and for my eye appointment later! Yay for new glasses!!

[etherealspacejelly]

Way back when I was a itty bitty boy livin in a

box

under the

stairs in the cornerofthehouse

half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop?

Youknowtheplace

Anyway life was going swell & everything was juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust

PEACHY

Except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning

My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

BIG

BOWL

OF SAUERKRAUT

EVERY

SINGLE

MORNING

It was driving me crazy

So I went up to my mom & said

"Hey Mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"

And my dear sweet mother just looked at me like a cow looking at an oncoming train

And she leaned right down next to me and said

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU

AndthenshetiedmetothewallandstuckafunnelinmymouthandforcefedmenothingbutsauerkrautuntilIwas26andahalfyearsold

That's when I swore that Someday,

Someday I'd get out of that basement and travel to a magical faraway place

Where the sun was always shining

And the air smelled like warm root beer

And the towels were oh so

Fluffy

And the shiners & lepers would strum their ukuleles all day long

And anybody on the street would gladly shave your back for a

NICKEL,

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WAKKA WAKKA DOO DOO

YEAH

Well lemme tell you people,

It wasn't long at all before my dream came true because the very next day a local radio station had this contest to determine who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's

I was off by three

But I still won the grand prize

That's right, a

First class

One way

Ticket

To

A

A

A

Albuquerque!

A

A

A

Albuquerque!

Y'know I've never been on a real airplane before and I gotta tell you it was really great

Except I had to sit next to two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor

And the little kid in back kept throwing up the whole time

The flight attendants ran out of Dr Pepper & salted peanuts

And the inflight movie was Biodome with Pauly Shore

and oh yeah three of the airplane engines burned down

And we went into a tailspin

And we crashed into a hillside

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball

And everybody

DIED.

Except for me

Yanno whyy?

Because I had my

Tray table up

And my seat back in the full up front position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full up front position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full up front position

Aha ha ha

Ha ha...

ugggghhh.

So I crawled from the twisted burning wreckage

I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days

Carrying along my big leather suitcase

and my garment bag

and my tenor saxophone

and my twelve pound bowling ball

and my lucky lucky autographed glow in the dark snorkel

But finally I arrived at the

World Famous

Albuquerque Holliday Inn

Where the towels are oh so fluffy!

An' you can even eat your soup out of the ash trays if ya wanna

It's okay, they're clean!

Well I checked into my room and

turned down the AC and

turned on the spectrovision

an' I was just about to eat that chocolate mint on my pillow that I love so very very much when suddenly there's a knock on my door and I was like Well who could that be?

I said

"Who is it?"

No answer

"Who is it?"

No answer...

"WHO IS IT!!"

They're not sayin' anything

So finally I go over & I open the door & jus' as I suspected,

It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril

Aw man I hate it when I'm right

So anyway he burst into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel and I'm like

"Hey you can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!"

an' he's like

"Tough."

and I'm like "Give it!"

and he's like "Make me!"

and I'm like "..."

"'Kay?"

SohegrabbedmylegandhegrabbedmyesophagusandIbitoffhisearandhechewedoffmyeyebrowandItookouthisappendixandhegavemeacolonicirrigationyesindeedyoubetterbelieveit

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And somehow in the middle of it all,

The phone got knocked off the hook

And twenty seconds later I heard a familiar voice

And 'know what it said?

I'll tell ya what it said!

It said

If you'd like

to make

a call

Please hang up

and try

again

If you need help

hang up and then dial

your oooooooooooooooperator

If you'd like

to make

a call

Please hang up

and try

again

If you need help

hang up and then dial

your oooooooooooooooperator

In

A

A

A

Albuquerque!

A

A

A

Albuquerque!

Well to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel

But I made a solemn vow right then & there that I would not rest

I would not sleep for an instant

Until the one nostriled man was brought to justice

But first I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car

And I drove over to the donut shop

And I walked up to the guy behind the counter

And he said

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh whaddya want

I said

"You got any glazed donuts?"

He said

"Nah, we're outta glazed donuts."

I said

"You got any jelly donuts?"

He said

"Nah, we're outta jelly donuts."

I said

"You got any Bavarian cream filled donuts?"

He said

"Nah, we're outta Bavarian cream filled donuts!"

I said

"You got any cinnamon rolls?"

He said

"Nah, we're outta cinnamon rolls!"

I said

"You got any apple fritters?!"

He said

"Nah, we're outta apple fritters?!"

I said

"YOU GOT ANY BEARCLAWS?!"

He said

"Wait a minute, I'll go check"

🎸

"NAH WE'RE OUT OF BEARCLAWS."

I said

"Well in that case."

"In that case what do you have?"

He said

"All I got right now is a box of one dozen starving crazed weasels."

I said

"Okay I'll take that."

So he handed me the box

And I open up the lid

And the weasels jump out

An' they immediately latch onto my face an' start bitin' me all over

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asd;lfjaoisdufiah

Oh man!

They were goin' nuts!

They were tearin' me a part!

Y'know I think it was about that time when a little ditty started goin' through my head...

I believe it went a little something like this...

D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GET'EMOFFMEGET'EMOFFME

OHHHHHHHHHH

GET'EMOFFGET'EMOFF

OHMYGODOHMYGOD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADOIFUOAIUGOHYASODIUY

I ran out into the street with these flesh eating weasels all over my face

Waving my arms all around an' just runnin' runnin' runnin' like a constipated weiner dog

And as luck would have it,

That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams...

Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches. I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me. She said "Hey. You got weasels on your face."

That's when I knew it was true love!

We were inseparable after that!

Aww, we ate together

We bathed together

We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss

The world was our burrito

So we got married and bought us a house & had two beautiful children,

Nathaniel and Superfly!

Oh we were so very very very happy, oh yeah.

But then one fateful night

Zelda said to me,

"Sweetie Pumpkin? Do you want to join the Columbia Record Club?"

I said

"Woah! Hold on now baby, I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment!"

So we broke up and I never saw her again but that's

Just

the way

things go

In

A

A

A

Albuquerque!

A

A

A

Albuquerque!

🎸

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me because about a week later I finally achieved my life long dream:

That's right I got me a part time job at the

I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face! Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that! I was getting a lot of attitude.

Okay like this one time I was out in the parking lot trying to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil?

When I see this guy Marty trying to carry this big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself!

So I go over to him and say

"Hey, you want me to help you with that?"

And Marty, he just rolls his eyes & goes

"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw."

So I did!

And he gets all indignant on me! He was like

"Hey man, I was just being sarcastic!" Well that's just great, how was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for crying out loud! Besides, now he's got a real cute nickname, Torso Boy! So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote, so this guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days, well I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein! And he's yelling and screaming and bleeding all over and I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?" But he just kept rolling around on the sidewalk screaming

AUUUUUGHHHGHHG

AUGGGGHHGUGUFUGHUUGIFU

AAAAAGUGUUAUUUUUAAAAAUGUGH

Y'know completely missing the irony of the whole situation. Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um

Um

Where was I...

Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh

Well anyways, I know it was kind of a roundabout way of saying it, but I guess the whole point I'm trying to make here is

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT

That's all I'm really trying to say.

And by the way if one day you ever wake up and find yourself in a existential quandary, filled with loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed up universe of ours,

There's still a little place...

Called

A

A

A

Albuquerque!

A

A

A

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!)

Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!)

Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!)

Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!)

I said

A

(A)

L

(L)

B

(B)

U

(U)

...

QUERQUE!

QUERQUE!!!!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Albuquerque!

Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllbuquerqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

was this entirely necessary

[httpiastri]

paul aron is the type of boyfriend to want to experience life to its absolute fullest with you. random late night drives windows down screaming your favorite songs, riding motorcycles in italy, seeing every piece of art in paris, DATES ON THE EIFFEL TOWER, water balloon/water gun fights on lake/beach days, BOAT DAYS, that go karting thing in tokyo where you can drive thru the streets as mario kart characters, midnight convenience store runs in japan, mukbang food trips in singapore, island hopping in the philippines, taking pottery classes, arcade dates, scuba diving, snorkeling in the keys, TRAVELING AND EXPLORING THE WHOLE WORLD TGT, literally “i’d do anything and go anywhere as long as i’m with you” 🥺🫶🏼 ugh paul aron you have no idea how much ily

ALSO he’d definitely let you pick out a movie on planes and then has to be absolutely sure that both your screens start at the same time so you can watch it together.

-🧸

aaaAAAA OKAY. idk how much of this i can say without frEAKING OUT. but you're soooo right…. i think paul is actually SUCH a sweet boyfriend, and he loves exploring stuff and… just living life with you, yk? like i feel like he radiates kind of the vibes of a low-key boyfriend who doesn't really care, he acts like nothing is really a big deal, and at first that kinda intimidates you because you think that's how he actually is…. but when you get to know him and realize that that's just the exterior/front he puts up?? wow you'll see what a cute and energetic boyfriend he is 🥺

and god he takes you on such fun dates…. all of the stuff you said and just like… you think he might not be enjoying the art galleries in paris, but then he squeezes your hand, pulls you closer and just whispers "you're more beautiful than all of these combined" like ?!?!?!?!?!!!!! out of nowhere 🫠🫠

god you wrote so many good examples, im so 😭 travelling with paul would be so so much fun and just….. god i wish i was able to experience it 💔 and i feel like he definitely insists on you coming with him when he travels for race weekends? like no matter where in the world, he's just like "i booked you a ticket" without even asking 🥺

AND NOOO NOT THE AIRPLANE MOVIES???? god now i cant stop thinking about flying with him… just like….. resting your head on his shoulder when you wanna nap, holding hands and him brushing his thumb along the back of your hand to help you stay calm, giving you little kisses to your forehead/top of your head…… and sharing headphones while listening to music, or him getting the stuff in your inflight meal that you don't like and vice versa, and playing little games against each other…… idk i just feel like since he's so used to flying, he'll do his best to just make sure you're having an alright time :(((

[whimseepy]

can whoever decided that crazy rich asians was the ideal inflight movie please run for president? because clearly they know what the people need